Off Topic Jokes thread

Last night whilst watching television I said to the wife "you know what you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston".
She gave me a cheeky grin and said "really?" I said "yes sweetheart she's 9 stone and you're 18"
I truly appreciated everything the paramedics did last night. I'm in Ward 15, and I'd like some visitors...
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