Off Topic Jokes thread

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A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor? What's wrong?" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman is confused.

A hermaphrodite..... what's that?" The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has the features....of a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh MY GOD! you mean it has a penis....and a brain.?!
 
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