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    An oil drum?
    Oh, we only ever dreamed of such luxury.
    We lived in an old shoe box which we had to share with a dormouse
     
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    A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor? What's wrong?" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman is confused.

    A hermaphrodite..... what's that?" The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has the features....of a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh MY GOD! you mean it has a penis....and a brain.?!
     
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    New Years Eve Buffet Sorted For The Neighbours......

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    Fake nails, fake lashes , hair extensions, collagen lips and fake b
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    bs and they are looking for a real man.......
     
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    I've just been diagnosed with gammon flu.

    I did have swine flu but they cured me.....
     
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    I'm going out tonight to see a Muslim Motown Tribute Group...

    The TemptAsians.
     
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