Off Topic Jokes thread

A man went into a shoe shop in New York and bought some new shoes.
On the way out, a cat went for his feet and bit them!
The man was angry and looked for the cat
Suddenly, a Policeman appeared holding a cat and said...

Pardon me sir, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes!

I'll get my coat !..........
 
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