A young girl who was about to go on a 1st date with her boyfriend was been tutored by her grandma. "He will try to kiss you, allow him. He will try to cuddle you, allow him. He will try to lay u down and get on top of you, DONT ALLOW HIM!!!" The girl asked, "Grandma, why?" Grandma said, "Because if u do that, u have allowed him to disgrace you and all your family." Girl said, "Okay" And left on her date. Several hours later she returned and grandma asked, "How did it go?" Girl said, "Exactly as you said except when he laid me down and tried to disgrace our family, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
I decided to go to the local Mosque for the first time to see what it was all about. I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said "By the will of Allah the All Mighty, and the Prophet Muhammad you will walk today". I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me and repeated the same thing. Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me. After the prayers I stepped outside and lo and behold, my bloody car was gone.
