I went to a meeting of the World Wildlife Fund
The attempt at social distancing was Pandamonium
The attempt at social distancing was Pandamonium
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Paulpowersleftfoot
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One lovely day, two tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said:
“Burrr… gurrr… King.”
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said:
“Burrr… gurrr… King.”
Paulpowersleftfoot
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I feel like I'm on the way to kicking my obsession with forestry, but my psychiatrist says I'm not out of the woods yet.
Buckingham Palace have advertised for a gas engineer who can also walk the dogs...
Must be corgi registered.
Must be corgi registered.
The ancient Greeks never did quite get the hang of loading the dishwasher....
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