One lovely day, two tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?” The girl leaned over and said: “Burrr… gurrr… King.”
I feel like I'm on the way to kicking my obsession with forestry, but my psychiatrist says I'm not out of the woods yet.
Buckingham Palace have advertised for a gas engineer who can also walk the dogs... Must be corgi registered.
The ancient Greeks never did quite get the hang of loading the dishwasher.... please log in to view this image
