Off Topic Jokes thread
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- "Since I got married, I see my car as an extension of my penis.
- Every day I drive it down the same stretch of road, with no real passion or excitement, to the same dreary destination that I"ve been going to for years.
- "I agree, but with me I consider my car to be an extension of my penis because I want to hammer it repeatedly into my wife.
- An elderly Pakistani man in an old folks home gets a visit from his family.
- "They treat us very well here, with respect," he said.
- "See over there that"s Tom, he used to be a doctor and they still call him "Dr. Tom".
- And Bill over there used to be an airline pilot, they call him "Capt. Bill"."
- And me, I"m 90 years old and haven"t had sex since I was 63, but they still call me "That fcuking Paki"."
- When I saw your wife crossing the road, I ran out of petrol trying to drive around her.
My Dog chases people on a bike .
It's got so bad I've had to take his bike off him !
It's got so bad I've had to take his bike off him !
Can anybody tell me what kind of dog that is
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When I was a kid people used to cover me in cream and put a cherry on my head.
It was tough being brought up in the gateau...
It was tough being brought up in the gateau...