"Since I got married, I see my car as an extension of my penis. Every day I drive it down the same stretch of road, with no real passion or excitement, to the same dreary destination that I"ve been going to for years. "I agree, but with me I consider my car to be an extension of my penis because I want to hammer it repeatedly into my wife.
An elderly Pakistani man in an old folks home gets a visit from his family. "They treat us very well here, with respect," he said. "See over there that"s Tom, he used to be a doctor and they still call him "Dr. Tom". And Bill over there used to be an airline pilot, they call him "Capt. Bill"." And me, I"m 90 years old and haven"t had sex since I was 63, but they still call me "That fcuking Paki"."
When I was a kid people used to cover me in cream and put a cherry on my head. It was tough being brought up in the gateau...
