Off Topic Jokes thread
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I went into a bar the other day and ordered 8 double whiskeys and downed them one after the other.
"I shouldn't be drinking like this with what I've got" I said to the barman. "Why what is it" he asked?
"83 pence" I replied.
"I shouldn't be drinking like this with what I've got" I said to the barman. "Why what is it" he asked?
"83 pence" I replied.
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