Off Topic Jokes thread
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You know when you're having a poo then suddenly realise that there is no bog roll so you have to get up and do that waddle to get a new roll?...
Well ....... I'm nearly at Tesco..!!!
Well ....... I'm nearly at Tesco..!!!
- Home owners are being warned about three keys that have been proven to open
- 72% of house doors,
- 86% of motor vehicles and
- 91% of padlocks.
- The police have called them pie-keys,
- dar-keys
- and pac-keys.
- I learnt to swim at a very early age.
- When I was three my parents used to row me out to sea in a little boat until they got about a mile or so away from the shore - then I had to swim back.
- I quite liked the swim - it was getting out of the sack that was difficult.
- A woman goes into her local music store looking for an old record; behind the counter is small young boy.
- She says: "Excuse me sonny, but do you have Jingle Bells on a 7 inch?"
- He says: "No, but I"ve got dangling balls on a 9 inch."
- "That"s not a record is it?"
- "It is for a 10 year old."