Off Topic Jokes thread
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Another utterly crap birthday party at my brother's house yesterday.
I know he's a Bomb Disposal Technician, but does it really take 4 hours to open each present?
I know he's a Bomb Disposal Technician, but does it really take 4 hours to open each present?
You no like jokes 6681 to 6690 ?
I do most humbly apologize I liked them on my so called Smartphone - apparently not so smart - I especially liked the one where you managed to get hold of a photo of the wife's bridal shower down by the pool
- A woman was breast feeding her baby, when she noticed the window cleaner watching her.
- Indignantly, she said, "what do you think you"re staring at?"
- He replied, apologetically, "when I was a baby, I was bottle fed so I was just fascinated."
- The woman says, "well, baby"s had enough but there"s some left if you want to find out what it"s like."
- The window cleaner climbed in through the window and started to feed.
- After a short time, the woman realised that she was becoming aroused and she asked, "would you like a little bit of some thing else?"
- He replied, "have you got a rusk?"
- Why is the bible like a penis?
- You get it forced down your throat by a priest.
Some bastard broke into my house, made hell of a mess and stole my anti-depressants.
I hope they’re happy now.....
I hope they’re happy now.....
Did you know that the safest seats to sit in on a aeroplane are located behind the wings.
Unless you're flying with RyanAir, their safest seats are located in their departure lounge!
Unless you're flying with RyanAir, their safest seats are located in their departure lounge!
Any girls in Liverpool lost an eyebrow?
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BBC News: An Indian builder has fallen through a roof at a Lionel Richie concert.
A spokesman said "The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling."
A spokesman said "The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling."