Off Topic Jokes thread

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  • A woman was breast feeding her baby, when she noticed the window cleaner watching her.
  • Indignantly, she said, "what do you think you"re staring at?"
  • He replied, apologetically, "when I was a baby, I was bottle fed so I was just fascinated."
  • The woman says, "well, baby"s had enough but there"s some left if you want to find out what it"s like."
  • The window cleaner climbed in through the window and started to feed.
  • After a short time, the woman realised that she was becoming aroused and she asked, "would you like a little bit of some thing else?"
  • He replied, "have you got a rusk?"
 
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