Off Topic Jokes thread
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Just baking some cakes.......
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A bit of advice to the Uruguay World Cup team after their 3-0 win over Russia, don't drink the tea or touch the door handles.
This may be of interest to someone. A friend of mine has 2 tickets in a corporate box for the next England v Belgium game Thur 28th June. He paid £300 each including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at Portsmouth Registry Office at 4pm. The bride's name is Nicola -- she's 5'8", about 8 stone, very pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook. Contact me for more details.
It's at Portsmouth Registry Office at 4pm. The bride's name is Nicola -- she's 5'8", about 8 stone, very pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook. Contact me for more details.
Funny set of rules...........You're not allowed to cycle, but you are allowed to injure a young child or elderly person........
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Steve Bruce poses in Aston Villa's home kit for the 2018/19 season
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- Walked past a mental home today and could hear them all shouting 13..13..13..13..
- I wanted to know what was going on?
- So i looked through the hole in the fence and some TWAT poked me in the eye and they all shouted...
- 14... 14... 14... 14...