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This may be of interest to someone. A friend of mine has 2 tickets in a corporate box for the next England v Belgium game Thur 28th June. He paid £300 each including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It's at Portsmouth Registry Office at 4pm. The bride's name is Nicola -- she's 5'8", about 8 stone, very pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook. Contact me for more details.
 
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