Off Topic Jokes thread

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If you kill yourself , it's called suicide . If you kill someone , it's called homicide. If you kill thousands , it's called genocide . If you kill the King , it's called regicide . If you kill your brother , it's called fratricide .

And , if you have 2 Premier League teams , and neither have won the League for over 20 years , it's called Merseyside .
 
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  • At an English university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
  • "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to a student, "what is the opposite of joy?"
  • "Sadness," replied the diligent student.
  • "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of another student.
  • "Elation," she said.
  • "And you, sir," he said to an American student, "what about the opposite of woe?"
  • The Yank replied, "Sir, I believe that would be "giddy up"."
 
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