Off Topic Jokes thread
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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her.
My wife told me I was immature.
I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
- Paddy and Murphy are at the airport, queuing at check-in at the beginning of their holiday.
- "I wish I had brought the TV with me" said Paddy
- "Why"s that?" asks Murphy
- "Because the f*cking tickets are on top of it"
Anyone free to meet at Stonehenge at 1am tomorrow morning so we can move the stones forward an hour? A monumental challenge I know, but a great turnout last year! Bring a packed lunch and Haribos.
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