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  • There was a cruise ship that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island.
  • There where only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl.
  • They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women.
  • After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing.
  • She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself.
  • It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it"s inevitable course.
  • Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.
  • So...They buried her.
 
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  • Red riding hood was walking through the forest when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumped out and said
  • "Take your blouse off so I can suck your tits!".
  • Red riding hood pulls down her knickers lies on the ground and says
  • "F*ck off, eat me like the book f*ckin says!!"
 
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An Irishman man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk,
when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,
whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk shouts, "Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus!"
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, brother?"
The drunk answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus!"
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again –
but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when
he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water,
catches his breath, and says to the preacher,

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
 
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