Off Topic Jokes thread
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A man was taking a boy into the woods late at night
"It's a bit scary in here" the boy said,
"how do you think I feel" the man replied, "I've gotta come back on my own".
"It's a bit scary in here" the boy said,
"how do you think I feel" the man replied, "I've gotta come back on my own".
Pst! Pst!.........listen guys, I've just found £5m under my misus's pillow. Any chance I could buy your football club?
We already have very nice wealthy owners thank you, but there is a little club down in south Devon you could buy, and probably get a fair bit of change as well (and it's not Torquay !)
Must mean Exeter then. I didn't serious want to buy a mickey mouse club anyway..........
I read the story of your previous short stay owner on the beeb site and have to say it is a classic. Fancy just nicking the wife's dosh.
I read the story of your previous short stay owner on the beeb site and have to say it is a classic. Fancy just nicking the wife's dosh.
- Half of relationships end because of bad sex.
- Mine however ended because of good sex...
- With another Woman.