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    • Nowadays these adverts don"t even make sense.
    • The other day I saw this advert that said.
    • The mother of all broadband!
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    I have been suffering from grout, it's similar to gout, but you get it after a night on the tiles....
     
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    • Why do so many Australian men divorce their wives?
    • They like to know there"s a ball and chain they can get rid of.
     
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    • A policeman came up to me yesterday and said, "so, where were you between four and six?"
    • I said, "fcuking Primary School."
     
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    • TIP OF THE DAY!!!
    • Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say, "just who do you think you are?"
     
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