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    • Anagrams....
    • ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters it becomesTWELVE PLUS
    • ONEDESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters it becomesA ROPE ENDS IT
    • DAVID GINOLA: When you rearrange the letters it becomes VAGINA DILDO
     
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    I looked out of my window in horror tonight as a crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist...

    I rushed outside yelling, "Let me through, let me through"...

    A man at the front said, "Thank God for that, are you a Doctor"...?

    I said, "No, that's my Pizza"...
     
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    • My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch.
     
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