Anagrams.... ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters it becomesTWELVE PLUS ONEDESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters it becomesA ROPE ENDS IT DAVID GINOLA: When you rearrange the letters it becomes VAGINA DILDO
I looked out of my window in horror tonight as a crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist... I rushed outside yelling, "Let me through, let me through"... A man at the front said, "Thank God for that, are you a Doctor"...? I said, "No, that's my Pizza"...