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    BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool manager has resigned! He's taking his family home to Germany.

    The Klopp's go back this weekend!
     
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    I realised my parents favoured my twin brother when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party!
     
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    Me and the wife had a big fight last night. She called me gullible and financially irresponsible.

    Wait until she hears I've won the Nigerian lottery
     
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    I took my biology exam last Friday.

    I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.

    Apparently "young blacks" and "Romanian gypsies" were not the correct answers.
     
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    My wife says I'm immature, and we should set aside a day so that we can talk.

    Like that's gonna happen in the middle of conker season!
     
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