I was attacked at the bus stop last night by a bloke with a power tool. I was standing there minding my own business then Bosch.
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin 'em fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gittin that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer." "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin . ... what I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
I came out of Tesco's the other day and saw a scruffy bloke. He was playing the guitar and singing "When I was young,seemed like life was so wonderful,a miracle,it was beautiful,magical " I said "thats supertramp ", he said "ah thanks very much ".
