Off Topic Jokes thread

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
A parachutist is taking part in a charity free fall parachute jump ,he jumps out and is plummeting towards the ground pulls his main chute nothing ! Panicking pulls his reserve, nothing , looking around him he sees a guy rocketing skywards passed him , his clothes are smoking and he's all burnt and scorched ,the parachutist shouts to him " oi mate do you know anything about parachutes ?"

The guy replies " no mate, do you know anything about gas cookers ?"
 
  • Like
Reactions: antipodean exile
  • A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out.
  • "Ah, hell," says the genie, "What do you want?"
  • The ginger says "I want a huge mansion with a thousand rooms and a hundred floors, all made of pure gold"
  • The genie looks at him and says "don"t be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? that"s impossible. pick something else."
  • So the ginger says "I want everyone to stop taking the piss out of my hair colour"
  • The genie says "so this mansion, you want en suite bathrooms?"
 
  • Like
Reactions: Wooperts_duck
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back