Off Topic Jokes thread
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I see Paddy Power is offering odds of 25-1 that Raheem Sterling will miss the plane home.
How is it you can throw a burnt match out of a car window and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches, a box of fire lighters, 500ml of lighter fuel and a Sunday paper but still can't light the f*cking BBQ.
- There was a gay in the pub last night, moaning about how he"s the victim of stereotyping.
- "It"s so unfair," he whined.
- "Every time I go to the Jobcentre, they tell me they"ll call me if a vacancy comes in for a hairdresser or an interior designer or a flight attendant.
- Well, I could work in an industrial job just as well as any other man!"
- I interrupted him and said, "You should get yourself down to the confectionery factory on the industrial estate, mate. I saw an ad that said they"re looking for someone to work in the loading and distribution department."
- "Really?" he said.
- I said, "Yep. The ad says; "Fudge Packer Required"."