Off Topic Jokes thread
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- How do you know when you are at an Alabama wedding?
- Everyone sits on the same side of the church
- I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I spotted a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
- I said, "Morning."
- He replied, "No, just taking a dump."
- Three whores are sitting at a bar.
- The first one says, "I can get three fingers up my fanny." and gives the other two a demonstration.
- The second one says, "that"s nothing, I can get a whole fist in there." and duly obliges to show the other two.
- The third one slid down the barstool.
Katie Price is looking her age.......
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Went out for a curry last night. I had a chicken tarka.
That's a bit like a chicken tikka, but a little otter.
That's a bit like a chicken tikka, but a little otter.