Off Topic Jokes thread
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I married a real trophy wife
The names of the previous winners are all tattooed on her arse.......
The names of the previous winners are all tattooed on her arse.......
- I don"t want to perpetuate the stereotype of all Essex girls being filthy sluts, but one time I raped a girl from Romford, and afterwards she gave me her phone number.
- A black man starts work on a construction site.
- The other workers nickname him "Wog".
- Feeling upset by this, the black man goes to speak with the foreman.
- The foreman laughs and tells him "but we all have nicknames.
- We"ve got Mick and Paddy, they"re Irish. Wac from Liverpool. And Mac from Scotland".
- The black man was still not happy, so the foreman shouted at his men
- "Mick, Mack, Paddy, Wac leave the Wog alone!"
- I was taking a walk along the street yesterday when I bought a copy of the Big Issue from a bloke.
- The bloke said, "Its my last copy mate".
- I said, "Lucky you! You"ll get home early tonight then"
I was going into my local Asda when a group of kids about 14 years old asked me to get them 20 Richmond'.
I agreed & took their money, I came out & handed them to the biggest lad, they promptly started shouting abuse at me.
Next time they can get their own sausages.
I agreed & took their money, I came out & handed them to the biggest lad, they promptly started shouting abuse at me.
Next time they can get their own sausages.