I had a job at a Cadbury's factory putting fudge bars into boxes. I had to quit though because every time someone would walk past they would say, "Oh packing fudge are we?" Or "Hey up, he's packing fudge again." Since then I've applied for a job in a clothing factory lifting boxes of shirts. I'm hoping the name calling will stop now.
Just been to the supermarket and discovered that Bisto is £4.50 and Oxo is £5.50. The stock market's gone crazy!
I forgot to pay my monthly Scrabble Club subscription. Now they’re sending me threatening letters.....
