Heard a rumour Cadburys are producing chop suey flavoured chocolate bars. Probably just Chinese Wispas.
A vicar gets on a train. In his carriage are a group of five fine looking young ladies. To break the ice, the vicar offers round his bag of Werther's Original and then asks, "So, what do you young ladies do?" "We do panto. We are currently starring in Dick Whittington!" reply the girls. "That's fabulous. Which parts do you take?" The first lady says, "I take the part of the cat." The second lady continues, "I take the part of Buttons." "Really?" asks the vicar. "Who takes Dick?" "We all do!" says the third girl, "but it'll cost you a lot more than a Werther's Original!!
I Asked A Welshman. How Many Girlfriends He's Had. He Fell Asleep Counting please log in to view this image
I went into the sweet shop this morning and asked for a Boost, a Twirl and a Topic. The shopkeeper said, "You look great", he spun round and said, "What's your view on Global Warming?"
