I came out of Woolies the other day and saw a scruffy bloke. He was playing the guitar and singing "When I was young,seemed like life was so wonderful,a miracle,it was beautiful,magical " I said "thats supertramp ", he said "ah thanks very much ".
Finnegan’s wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning him. “Did she say anything before she died?” asked the sergeant. “She spoke without interruption for about 40 years,” said Finnegan.
A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your name and address?” “I’m Paddy O’Day, of no fixed address.” The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question. “I’m Seamus O’Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy.”
Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a noise from his parents room. He knocks on the door and asks his mom what’s going on. “Playing cards,” she replies. “Who’s your partner?” asked little johnny. “Your father!” Content with his answer, Little Johnny walks further down the hall towards his room when he hears the same noise coming from his sister’s room. Again, he knocks on the door and asked his sister what was she doing. “Playing cards.” “With who?” he asks. “My boyfriend!” she says. A short while later, Little Johnny’s father is walking down the hall and hears a noise coming from Little Johnny’s room. He knocks on the door and asks “What are you doing?” “Playing cards!” replied Johnny. “Who’s your partner?” asked his father… Little Johnny answers promptly, “With a hand like this who needs a partner?”
