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Like most people, I like to do something a little different at the weekend.

On Saturdays I become Jewish, because that's their day of rest.

On Sundays I become Christian, because that's their day of rest.

Then for the remainder of the week, I go back to being a Scouser.
 
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  • A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
  • "Blimey," the bus driver said, "that"s the ugliest baby I"ve ever seen."
  • In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
  • The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
  • "The bus driver insulted me!" she fumed.
  • The man sympathised and said, "He"s a public servant! He shouldn"t say things to insult passengers."
  • "You"re right!" she said. "I think I"ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
  • "That"s a good idea," the man agreed. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
 
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