One day, the Pope ended his sermon with the Latin phrase "Tuti Homini" which means "blessed be mankind". The next Sunday, a women"s activist group came up and said, "well, you blessed mankind why not womankind?" So the pope ended his sermon the next Sunday with "Tuti Homini et Tuti Feminini", "blessed be mankind and blessed be womankind". The next Sunday, a gay rights group came up and said, "well, you blessed mankind and womankind, what about us gays, you prejudiced prick? Are you going bless us too?" At the end of the next sermon he says, "Tuti Homini et Tuti Feminini et Tuti Fruiti."
Man walks into a shop in Liverpool Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife? Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?
An old hooker in a taxi that can"t pay fare, lifts her skirt and shows her fanny and says "Can I pay you with this?" Taxi driver looks and says "You got anything smaller.."
