Off Topic Jokes thread

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  • Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
  • Priest: "What have you done my child?"
  • Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
  • Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
  • Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
  • Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
  • Girl: "Yes father."
  • Priest: "That"s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
  • Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
  • Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
  • Girl: "Yes father."
  • Priest: "That"s no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
  • Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
  • Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
  • Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That"s no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
  • Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
  • Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
  • Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
  • Priest: (after a few minutes): "That"s no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
  • Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
  • Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
 
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