Off Topic Jokes thread
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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams! Now what should he do? His mother advised: "Send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal!" So that's what he did. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone. "The evening was a disaster," he moaned. "Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother. "Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook...
So this fella just asked me: “Do you want the winner of today’s Grand National?"
I said: “No thanks, I've only got a small garden"
I said: “No thanks, I've only got a small garden"
The wife checked her husband's phone and found these names:
- The tender one
- The amazing one
- Lady of my dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.
Then she called the second number on which his sister replied .
When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as "uncle Mike - mechanic”
- The tender one
- The amazing one
- Lady of my dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.
Then she called the second number on which his sister replied .
When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as "uncle Mike - mechanic”