I don't cook in there.
They've got a new bird feeder I see, I don't mind birds but not magpies, they watch me through the window.
Kinky twat..

I don't cook in there.
They've got a new bird feeder I see, I don't mind birds but not magpies, they watch me through the window.

Spag bog, seasoned and with the body of Johnson's privates, hmmmm, might catch on that like..![]()

His is Sainsbury's mince, remember the Elephant knackers contract they signed with Yugo yumminogo..![]()
My mate works on the sainsburys beef mince line, he chucks all sorts in it, chewing gum, bogeys, pubes... Luckily for Diddles his wife is probably using lamb.
I've heard that's worse, bat droppings, cockroaches kidneys, the full monty..
- bollocks I've just asked the missus to use Quorn instead
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Full Monty? On DVD or VHS?

Magpies are part of the crow family & therefore officially classed as vermin.I don't cook in there.
They've got a new bird feeder I see, I don't mind birds but not magpies, they watch me through the window.
Bri's said a few times it might not even go to trial.
And he is in YOUR team for tomorrow, that is an absolute disgrace and SAFC should be ashamed of themselves for associating the clubs fans, who are a good bunch, with a *****phile. Disgusting example of ignorance.
And he is in YOUR team for tomorrow, that is an absolute disgrace and SAFC should be ashamed of themselves for associating the clubs fans, who are a good bunch, with a *****phile. Disgusting example of ignorance.
Another one who has him as guilty before his trial then...
After mass riots and the assault of a horse, you would think it impossible for those levels of embarrassment to be trumped. Step forward SAFC. Fans singing his name after arrest is one thing (puke). The club suspending him after arrest, but failing to after charge is just...I can't even get my head around it. Astonishing. Because **** logic.
This trumps it by far. I'm talking more about the club's actions than the fans btw, that's just a tasty little side order.It hasn't trumped your lot. Mass petulance leading to violence on the street? Or a bunch of fans signing the name of somebody who innocent until proven guilty? ****ing idiot.