Johnson formally charged

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di5co said:
I can't imagine they'd take it to trial if there was nothing to suggest he knew her age.

Maybe that's just me having too high an opinion of our legal system.
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Your guess is as good as mine mate.

What we do know for certain is we are gonna find out.

I bet his stupid bird will stand by him, at least until John Terry takes her off his hands.
 
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di5co said:
Course she will. They're a calculating breed these wags.
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I'd give her a slice though, console her and that, delve right up to the hinge end in it, **** the 'Johnson' out of her.

Smash her rat to bits, as UM would put it.

If I was single, and she liked Mancs with impeccably poor reviews in the bedroom dept.
 
Typical_Juan said:
I'd give her a slice though, console her and that, delve right up to the hinge end in it, **** the 'Johnson' out of her.

Smash her rat to bits, as UM would put it.

If I was single, and she liked Mancs with impeccably poor reviews in the bedroom dept.
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Yeah ever since yelp came out women seem to know my moves (flap around all sweaty) before it even gets to the bedroom.

I believe that's why you and I are getting married (Not to each other). Found someone daft enough to let us do it on a semi regular basis.

<yikes>
 
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di5co said:
Yeah ever since yelp came out women seem to know my moves (flap around all sweaty) before it even gets to the bedroom.

I believe that's why you and I are getting married (Not to each other). Found someone daft enough to let us do it on a semi regular basis.

<yikes>
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I know that after July, the only sex I'm getting off her is for reproduction purposes.
 
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Typical_Juan said:
I'd give her a slice though, console her and that, delve right up to the hinge end in it, **** the 'Johnson' out of her.

Smash her rat to bits, as UM would put it.

If I was single, and she liked Mancs with impeccably poor reviews in the bedroom dept.
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Yes, there is hope for me then. Technically not single or a manc but hey ho.
 
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[QUOTE="di5co, post: 7851704, member: 1015967"actually what happens is it?[/QUOTE]
You may get some action on your wedding night and honeymoon if lucky but after that she will be planning your time together on an excel spreadsheet.
 
SAFCDRUM said:
Yes, there is hope for me then. Technically not single or a manc but hey ho.
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All you have to do is thrust your hips forward as you walk with imaginary carpets under your arms and change 'ee' sounds to 'eh' sounds.

Parteh
Happeh
Funneh
Silleh Billeh
 
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Typical_Juan said:
All you have to do is thrust your hips forward as you walk with imaginary carpets under your arms and change 'ee' sounds to 'eh' sounds.

Parteh
Happeh
Funneh
Silleh Billeh
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Been here 25 years mate. I had to learn manc immediatly as no one had a clue what I was going on about. Fortunately gazza brought out fog on the tyne so it was all ok.
 
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di5co said:
That was my understanding of it.
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That's how it is mate.

By charging him with 'grooming' they have evidence he knowingly set up a meeting knowing her age. That simple and he's gotta go, now.

****ing idiot, a genuine talent, partially wasted by lack of application, now throwing away by this. ****ing shame man.
 
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