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Johnson formally charged

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Your guess is as good as mine mate.

    What we do know for certain is we are gonna find out.

    I bet his stupid bird will stand by him, at least until John Terry takes her off his hands.
     
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  2. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Course she will. They're a calculating breed these wags.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd give her a slice though, console her and that, delve right up to the hinge end in it, **** the 'Johnson' out of her.

    Smash her rat to bits, as UM would put it.

    If I was single, and she liked Mancs with impeccably poor reviews in the bedroom dept.
     
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  4. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Yeah ever since yelp came out women seem to know my moves (flap around all sweaty) before it even gets to the bedroom.

    I believe that's why you and I are getting married (Not to each other). Found someone daft enough to let us do it on a semi regular basis.

    <yikes>
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I know that after July, the only sex I'm getting off her is for reproduction purposes.
     
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  6. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    That's not actually what happens is it?
     
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  7. SAFCDRUM

    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    Yes, there is hope for me then. Technically not single or a manc but hey ho.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I dunno I'll let you know soon enough!
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    with balls the size of grapefruits, once i've burnt his shed down.
     
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  10. SAFCDRUM

    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    [QUOTE="di5co, post: 7851704, member: 1015967"actually what happens is it?[/QUOTE]
    You may get some action on your wedding night and honeymoon if lucky but after that she will be planning your time together on an excel spreadsheet.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    All you have to do is thrust your hips forward as you walk with imaginary carpets under your arms and change 'ee' sounds to 'eh' sounds.

    Parteh
    Happeh
    Funneh
    Silleh Billeh
     
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  12. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    And if you're a proper manc, when asked who you support you say... Citeh ;)
     
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  13. concrete tony

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    What if he pleads guilty.
     
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  14. concrete tony

    concrete tony Well-Known Member

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    He would only be remanded if he was deemed an escape risk. Had history for failing to appear at court or breaching bail conditions.
     
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  15. SAFCDRUM

    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    Been here 25 years mate. I had to learn manc immediatly as no one had a clue what I was going on about. Fortunately gazza brought out fog on the tyne so it was all ok.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Minxy's already banned two today, you're treading on thin ice. MATE.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Would he not be deemed a danger to society though mate? You seem to know the score.
     
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  18. Nads

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    The 'grooming' part means they know he knew her age.

    He needs sacked immediately. Gutted about this.
     
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  19. Disco down under

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    That was my understanding of it.
     
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  20. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    That's how it is mate.

    By charging him with 'grooming' they have evidence he knowingly set up a meeting knowing her age. That simple and he's gotta go, now.

    ****ing idiot, a genuine talent, partially wasted by lack of application, now throwing away by this. ****ing shame man.
     
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