So to summarize, we've signed a bemused, grinning alcoholic, who is also addicted to junk food, drives a crap car, still likes a kickabout with his mates and can't even dress himself properly, but is on a promise from Steve Bruce that he's going to get plenty of 'game time' with the big boys.
Now can anyone suggest a teetotaller, who runs a fashion company, appreciates the finer points of quality transport, swears by a healthy diet and still fancies that he could look pretty handy on the five-a-side pitch, to take the lad under his wing?
Must live local.
Unusual collar he's gone for...
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