While eating a pie...
If that's what you want to call it...
While eating a pie...
Was it in the gent's toilets? And were you hiding in a cubicle, listening intently and breathing heavily?
While eating a pie...
Chelsea midfielder Ramires is on the verge of joining Chinese club Jiangsu Suning.
Derby lose a striker. Theo Robinson goes to Port Vale.

The last time he played for Derby was in the 2012/13 season.
He's gone to Port Vale from Motherwell, he's also played for Huddersfield, Doncaster and Scunthorpe since he left Derby.![]()
However it is hardly earth shattering either way. 
Leicester City are also now being linked with Loic Remy from Chelsea.
In fairness when they came here he played behind the front 2 and looked dangerous. The one player id have taken out of the Boro squad..I doubt Boro will be bothered, they've already signed one new striker on loan and it looks like they're still chasing McCormack.
Leeds United have signed midfielder Toumani Diagouraga from Brentford on a two-and-a-half-year deal.
I wish that was for Remy...If Remy wanting out at Chelsea happens, hope this doesn't put a stop to Bamford moving out on loan to ourselves if that's potentially happening? Loan signing with an option to buy subject to promotion sounds like the best option out there at the moment for us
Is he the original DAVE?Leeds United have signed midfielder Toumani Diagouraga from Brentford on a two-and-a-half-year deal.
''Toumani Diagouraga'' .............. that sounds like some rare tropical disease!
Leeds United have signed midfielder Toumani Diagouraga from Brentford on a two-and-a-half-year deal.
Well spotted.However it is hardly earth shattering either way.
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The term 'striker' in Robinson's case being used loosely, same applied to the likes of Proswitchz and Sagbo
He was a striker everywhere else he played, it's our fault we were ****, not his. He's got 10 in 13 at his new club.