Transfer Rumours January transfer thread.

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Mine was unexpected promotion but an honour - can’t wait to look up Hiag’s home address and get a tonne of bull **** delivered to his house

Congratulations mate. Your contribution to this forum has obviously been recognised by the Admin staff.
I'm sure that @Hoddle Is A God will want to offer you his congratulations too <ok>
 
Congratulations mate. Your contribution to this forum has obviously been recognised by the Admin staff.
I'm sure that @Hoddle Is A God will want to offer you his congratulations too <ok>

I think @Hoddle Is A God will have a meltdown, call for bans, call the cops, write a flounce off thread, and spend some time in the cooler.


Some or all of the above will happen
 
I think @Hoddle Is A God will have a meltdown, call for bans, call the cops, write a flounce off thread, and spend some time in the cooler.


Some or all of the above will happen

I'm going to hold off putting him in the cooler until he congratulates us both for our promotions on this forum <ok>
 
I'm going to hold off putting him in the cooler until he congratulates us both for our promotions on this forum <ok>

I'm sure he'll be along soon with his congratulations. Provided he isn't in vegas...or Moscow... or playing a gig to thousands of adoring fans... or fighting a high profile legal case... or closing a big property deal... or at a Cambridge reunion... or running a marathon...

Actually maybe he'll be too busy to congratulate you. It'll definitely be that rather than him being rattled to ****.
 
United are getting Arsenal’s best player. Arsenal are getting a hugely talented player who has struggled to settle in the PL. They are only a month apart in age. How the **** did Arsenal let it get to this stage?

And then there’s Ozil.

Best run club in the PL my arse.
 
How the flying fcuk has Pixie been made a staff member?!!

Surely that’s wrong, and the super mod actually meant to change his tag to “still member,” as in “throbbing tool head?”

Unbelievable!
Don’t lose your hair mate, It was fully justified for his services rendered over the years. Let’s just hope your girlfriend hides all the pot noodles before you throw a wobbly. <ok>
 
Chelsea midfielder Eden Hazard does not believe the club need to buy a new striker in the January transfer window.

Chelsea have enquired about Roma's Edin Dzeko, 31, West Ham's Andy Carroll, 29, and Stoke's Peter Crouch, 36.

<laugh>


Morata<laugh>
 
Chelsea interested in signing Frank Worthington. “I very much like his hair” said exiting manager and former slaphead Antonio Conte.

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