Transfer Rumours January transfer thread.

Mine was unexpected promotion but an honour - can’t wait to look up Hiag’s home address and get a tonne of bull **** delivered to his house

 

Congratulations mate. Your contribution to this forum has obviously been recognised by the Admin staff.
I'm sure that @Hoddle Is A God will want to offer you his congratulations too

 

I think @Hoddle Is A God will have a meltdown, call for bans, call the cops, write a flounce off thread, and spend some time in the cooler.


Some or all of the above will happen

 

I'm going to hold off putting him in the cooler until he congratulates us both for our promotions on this forum

 

I'm sure he'll be along soon with his congratulations. Provided he isn't in vegas...or Moscow... or playing a gig to thousands of adoring fans... or fighting a high profile legal case... or closing a big property deal... or at a Cambridge reunion... or running a marathon...

Actually maybe he'll be too busy to congratulate you. It'll definitely be that rather than him being rattled to ****.

 

@Hoddle Is A God is too busy making up more bullshit.

I will PM you what a have read so far about his account, you won’t believe where he lives.

 

Being a mod isn't an honour mate.

You've been cursed to hell and there's no coming back!!!

 

Nah the ****ers who **** with me willbe cursed to hell with no coming back

 

United are getting Arsenal’s best player. Arsenal are getting a hugely talented player who has struggled to settle in the PL. They are only a month apart in age. How the **** did Arsenal let it get to this stage?

And then there’s Ozil.

Best run club in the PL my arse.

 

Don’t lose your hair mate, It was fully justified for his services rendered over the years. Let’s just hope your girlfriend hides all the pot noodles before you throw a wobbly.

 

I did, now I’m the Ginger Ninja....muhhuhrrrrrr.

 

Chelsea apparently interested in signing Ashley Barnes

Morata

 

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Chelsea midfielder Eden Hazard does not believe the club need to buy a new striker in the January transfer window.

Chelsea have enquired about Roma's Edin Dzeko, 31, West Ham's Andy Carroll, 29, and Stoke's Peter Crouch, 36.




Morata

 

Chelsea interested in signing Frank Worthington. “I very much like his hair” said exiting manager and former slaphead Antonio Conte.

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the tasche

 

Chelsea 2018

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Calm down calm down.

 

thats ginge on the left.

 

What a ****y way to announce it: