Transfer Rumours January transfer thread.

[Libby]

You might be needing a new manager tbh

With any luck.

Well that's harsh actually, ideally he'll turn it around but I can't see it. Lose to Hudders on Sat and it will most likely be goodnight and goodbye.

Merry ****ing Christmas lol.

 

[PINKIE]

With any luck.

Well that's harsh, ideally he'll turn it around but can't see it. Lose to Hudders on Sat and it will most likely be goodnight and goodbye.

Merry ****ing Christmas lol.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

See he's been laying low today after getting his arse kicked by just about everybody over the last couple of days.
Even @Spurlock had the chopper ready to land and haul his sorry ass outta da jungle.

He's just prepping his next lie more likely, sorry I couldn't participate yesterday lads, had urgent duties to attend to with a VIP on the subcontinent. Nothing you guys would understand.

In reality he had to move a mattress in his Pot Noodle van for a mate.

 

[Spurlock]

With any luck.

Well that's harsh, ideally he'll turn it around but can't see it. Lose to Hudders on Sat and it will most likely be goodnight and goodbye.

Merry ****ing Christmas lol.

Aah well...he can always look at his bank balance as a consolation

 

[Libby]

Aah well...he can always look at his bank balance as a consolation

Which is precisely why I never feel too sorry for these managers.

Ranieri excluded.

 

[PINKIE]

He's just prepping his next lie more likely, sorry I couldn't participate yesterday lads, had urgent duties to attend to with a VIP on the subcontinent. Nothing you guys would understand.

In reality he had to move a mattress in his Pot Noodle van for a mate.

Maybe it was his mattress and his mate helped him ....

'I can pay you in Pot Noodles'

 

[Spurlock]

Which is precisely why I never feel too sorry for these managers.

Ranieri excluded.

Well I didn't feel sorry for him either

 

[Libby]

Well I didn't feel sorry for him either

^^ still bitter

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Sorry for derailing this bad boy thread Liebs... to be fair, you can't expect a booze-fuelled week to have no impact on a thread like this, so I'm just setting the tone really.

 

[Libby]

Sorry for derailing this bad boy thread Liebs... to be fair, you can't expect a booze-fuelled week to have no impact on a thread like this, so I'm just setting the tone really.

It's cool mate, part and parcel init. 4 pages already though ain't bad lol.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

It's cool mate, part and parcel init. 4 pages already though ain't bad lol.

Me and @Commachio used to derail every thread that was made, it's not big and it's not clever!

 

[PINKIE]

It's cool mate, part and parcel init. 4 pages already though ain't bad lol.

And we've covered Pot Noodles and Rimming

 

[Libby]

Me and @Commachio used to derail every thread that was made, it's not big and it's not clever!

It kind of is, do you remember when we did it to every thread hiag posted for a few days?

And we've covered Pot Noodles and Rimming

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[PINKIE]

It kind of is, do you remember when we did it to every thread hiag posted for a few days?



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Every thread HIAG posts is simply begging to get derailed. Usually because it has some BS claim in it that you just know will get him flouncing off if you poke it with a small twig.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

It kind of is, do you remember when we did it to every thread hiag posted for a few days?



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I don't remember but I can imagine how it went

I like it when Tobes snares HIAG with something and spends the next 3 days sledge hammering HIAG's life to smithereens relentlessly.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Kind of hoping we sell Sanchez to PSG for £30m+ as he's going to end up at City on a free otherwise.
He's gone missing this season and clearly wants out. Would be good to at least get something for him and **** him off abroad.

Think Chelsea will be in for him as well mate we could make a Batshuayi plus cash deal.

 

[PINKIE]

Think Chelsea will be in for him as well mate we could make a Batshuayi plus cash deal.

I just hope he goes abroad. Don't want to end up hating Sanchez, but if he pulls on a Chelsea shirt he immediately becomes a ****.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

And rimming. Mustn't forget the rimming mate

Anybody for pegging? @Tobes

 

[Tobes]

Anybody for pegging? @Tobes

I’ll swerve the pegging

 

[PINKIE]

I’ll swerve the pegging

HIAG never came back to you about that. Still hiding in the corner feeling 'degraded' at the thought of licking a girl's arse