Transfer Rumours January transfer thread.

With any luck.

Well that's harsh actually, ideally he'll turn it around but I can't see it. Lose to Hudders on Sat and it will most likely be goodnight and goodbye.

Merry ****ing Christmas lol.

 

He's just prepping his next lie more likely, sorry I couldn't participate yesterday lads, had urgent duties to attend to with a VIP on the subcontinent. Nothing you guys would understand.

In reality he had to move a mattress in his Pot Noodle van for a mate.

 

Aah well...he can always look at his bank balance as a consolation

 

Which is precisely why I never feel too sorry for these managers.

Ranieri excluded.

 

Maybe it was his mattress and his mate helped him ....

'I can pay you in Pot Noodles'

 

Well I didn't feel sorry for him either

 

^^ still bitter

 

Sorry for derailing this bad boy thread Liebs... to be fair, you can't expect a booze-fuelled week to have no impact on a thread like this, so I'm just setting the tone really.

 

It's cool mate, part and parcel init. 4 pages already though ain't bad lol.

 

Me and @Commachio used to derail every thread that was made, it's not big and it's not clever!

 

And we've covered Pot Noodles and Rimming

 

It kind of is, do you remember when we did it to every thread hiag posted for a few days?

#Standard

 

Every thread HIAG posts is simply begging to get derailed. Usually because it has some BS claim in it that you just know will get him flouncing off if you poke it with a small twig.

 

I don't remember but I can imagine how it went

I like it when Tobes snares HIAG with something and spends the next 3 days sledge hammering HIAG's life to smithereens relentlessly.

 

Think Chelsea will be in for him as well mate we could make a Batshuayi plus cash deal.

 

I just hope he goes abroad. Don't want to end up hating Sanchez, but if he pulls on a Chelsea shirt he immediately becomes a ****.

 

Anybody for pegging? @Tobes

 

I’ll swerve the pegging

 

HIAG never came back to you about that. Still hiding in the corner feeling 'degraded' at the thought of licking a girl's arse