JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club
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I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after 50 years, most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is.
Or what kind of trumpet he played!
Or what kind of trumpet he played!
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Man lost in a hot air balloon over Ireland. He looks down and sees a farmer and shouts to him "Where am i?"
The Irish farmer looks up and shouts back "You can't fool me, I know you're in that feckin basket!"
The Irish farmer looks up and shouts back "You can't fool me, I know you're in that feckin basket!"
I was in an Inuit restaurant last night and I asked the waiter what was on the menu…
He said I could have whale meat, whale meat, whale meat or the Vera Lynn.
I said, “what’s the Vera Lynn?”
He said, “Whale meat again”
He said I could have whale meat, whale meat, whale meat or the Vera Lynn.
I said, “what’s the Vera Lynn?”
He said, “Whale meat again”
A man furiously approaches his neighbour and shouts, 'Where is your Wife?'
'Why?' the neighbour replies ,'What did Anna do?'
She tricked my Wife into investing in a fake farm for snakes!' he yelled.
'Anna conned her?'
'No, Burmese pythons...'
'Why?' the neighbour replies ,'What did Anna do?'
She tricked my Wife into investing in a fake farm for snakes!' he yelled.
'Anna conned her?'
'No, Burmese pythons...'
Breaking News
Marks and Spencer are to merge with Poundstretcher
It will be called StretchMarks
Marks and Spencer are to merge with Poundstretcher
It will be called StretchMarks
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