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    Have you been a victim of faulty double glazing?

    You could be entitled to condensation....
     
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    Men at 25 play football. At 40 they play tennis, and at 60 they play golf.

    As they get older, the balls get smaller.
     
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    My friends are going to run in front of the King's carriage on Saturday and see if it stops…

    They are playing a game of coronation chicken!
     
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    A man walks into the shrinks office wearing only cling wrap for shorts.

    The shrink says ..."Well, I can really see your nuts"
     
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    I've just finished reading the Kama Sutra.....and I have to say its left me in a very awkward position
     
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    I went to Clarence House yesterday to give the King a haircut ahead of his coronation.
    I said to the guard, “Can you let me in, I'm here to cut The Kings hair?”
    The guard said “Have you got a permit?”
    “No, just a bit off the back!”.
     
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