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I've been away for a bit (holiday not prison) I don't understand the poll or it's proposed outcome so **** the lot of you.
Apart from Tigress.
Apart from Tigress.
Okay, thank you for that. How much does it cost if I want to upgrade my votes?
I can give you a good price for a bulk buy, how man you after and what level? If you buy enough, I'll give you some concession for free.
Yes, precisely. You put it far more clearly than I could. You'd be a boon to any group as a communications officer.
The offer also doubles as our telephone number. Now there's professional marketing for you.
Please note, the offer of a 'bulk buy' is not meant as a slur to any specific individual, and we apologise for any upset we may have caused. We are a non-discriminatory non-entity, and welcome applications from chubsters.
Talking of marketing, I hope this isn't deemed as insider trading, but we're thinking of branching out.
Having seen the add "nothing works faster than Calgon", we don't think it contravenes the Trade Descriptions Act, if we compete with them and sell nothing.
Having seen the add "nothing works faster than Calgon", we don't think it contravenes the Trade Descriptions Act, if we compete with them and sell nothing.
Sorry, I am afraid I would not take up an offer as a Communication Officer, been there not done that, not got the T shirt. The bloke who was wearing the tee shirt before me, couldn’t get it over his lying fat gob.Yes, precisely. You put it far more clearly than I could. You'd be a boon to any group as a communications officer.
The offer also doubles as our telephone number. Now there's professional marketing for you.
Please note, the offer of a 'bulk buy' is not meant as a slur to any specific individual, and we apologise for any upset we may have caused. We are a non-discriminatory non-entity, and welcome applications from chubsters.
I am interested in buying shares in nothing though.
You're in. I'll send you nothing in the post, once I receive nothing as a deposit from you.
Talking of marketing, I hope this isn't deemed as insider trading, but we're thinking of branching out.
Having seen the add "nothing works faster than Calgon", we don't think it contravenes the Trade Descriptions Act, if we compete with them and sell nothing.
I think they will twig on to that.
I think they will twig on to that.
Not yet they haven't.
I started out with nothing, and I've still got most of it left.
Not yet they haven't.
I started out with nothing, and I've still got most of it left.
I've got the bit you that haven't, I didn't know that it was worth so much
I've got the bit you that haven't, I didn't know that it was worth so much
I'm starting to hoard nothing to create a shortage. I reckon I'll make a killing. I'm hoping to increase my stock of nothing by about 85% a month.
This is a great opportunity for me, I get paid nothing for telling people nothing.
Mind you it’s a hard job, saying nothing when nothing goes wrong.
Mind you it’s a hard job, saying nothing when nothing goes wrong.