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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by DMD, Mar 22, 2018.

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Should we have a poll?

  1. Yes.

    14 vote(s)
    36.8%
  2. No.

    9 vote(s)
    23.7%
  3. Other.

    7 vote(s)
    18.4%
  4. Norwich. Farce.

    3 vote(s)
    7.9%
  5. GeoServer error 404 your vote has not counted (you voted wrong way)

    5 vote(s)
    13.2%
  6. This poll is rigged, and I'm fuming.

    4 vote(s)
    10.5%
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  1. TreeHugger

    TreeHugger Well-Known Member

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  2. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    I've been away for a bit (holiday not prison) I don't understand the poll or it's proposed outcome so **** the lot of you.

    Apart from Tigress.

    :emoticon-0105-wink:<cheers>
     
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  3. Anal Frank Fingers

    Anal Frank Fingers Well-Known Member

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    Okay, thank you for that. How much does it cost if I want to upgrade my votes?
     
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  4. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    I can give you a good price for a bulk buy, how man you after and what level? If you buy enough, I'll give you some concession for free. <ok>
     
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  5. The Omega Man

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    Is the offer buy four for three free or buy three for four free.
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Yes, precisely. You put it far more clearly than I could. You'd be a boon to any group as a communications officer.

    The offer also doubles as our telephone number. Now there's professional marketing for you. <ok>

    Please note, the offer of a 'bulk buy' is not meant as a slur to any specific individual, and we apologise for any upset we may have caused. We are a non-discriminatory non-entity, and welcome applications from chubsters.
     
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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Talking of marketing, I hope this isn't deemed as insider trading, but we're thinking of branching out.

    Having seen the add "nothing works faster than Calgon", we don't think it contravenes the Trade Descriptions Act, if we compete with them and sell nothing. <ok>
     
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  8. The Omega Man

    The Omega Man Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, I am afraid I would not take up an offer as a Communication Officer, been there not done that, not got the T shirt. The bloke who was wearing the tee shirt before me, couldn’t get it over his lying fat gob.
    I am interested in buying shares in nothing though.
     
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  9. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    You're in. I'll send you nothing in the post, once I receive nothing as a deposit from you. :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    I think they will twig on to that. :emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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  11. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Not yet they haven't. :emoticon-0105-wink:

    I started out with nothing, and I've still got most of it left. <ok>
     
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  12. dennisboothstash

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    Nothing ventured
    Nothing gained

    Good work
     
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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Business has been brisk, I've sold nothing, and I've got nothing left. <ok>
     
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    I've got the bit you that haven't, I didn't know that it was worth so much :confused:
     
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  15. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Having just got back from spending Euros I can confirm that due to the current exchange rate nothing is as cheap there as it used to be
     
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  16. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    I'm starting to hoard nothing to create a shortage. I reckon I'll make a killing. I'm hoping to increase my stock of nothing by about 85% a month.
     
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    What's the rate now Dennis?
     
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    This is a great opportunity for me, I get paid nothing for telling people nothing.
    Mind you it’s a hard job, saying nothing when nothing goes wrong.
     
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    Nothings up!
     
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    There's a song here somewhere but it's probably Nothing At All
     
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