I've been away for a bit (holiday not prison) I don't understand the poll or it's proposed outcome so **** the lot of you. Apart from Tigress.
I can give you a good price for a bulk buy, how man you after and what level? If you buy enough, I'll give you some concession for free.
Yes, precisely. You put it far more clearly than I could. You'd be a boon to any group as a communications officer. The offer also doubles as our telephone number. Now there's professional marketing for you. Please note, the offer of a 'bulk buy' is not meant as a slur to any specific individual, and we apologise for any upset we may have caused. We are a non-discriminatory non-entity, and welcome applications from chubsters.
Talking of marketing, I hope this isn't deemed as insider trading, but we're thinking of branching out. Having seen the add "nothing works faster than Calgon", we don't think it contravenes the Trade Descriptions Act, if we compete with them and sell nothing.
Sorry, I am afraid I would not take up an offer as a Communication Officer, been there not done that, not got the T shirt. The bloke who was wearing the tee shirt before me, couldn’t get it over his lying fat gob. I am interested in buying shares in nothing though.
Having just got back from spending Euros I can confirm that due to the current exchange rate nothing is as cheap there as it used to be
I'm starting to hoard nothing to create a shortage. I reckon I'll make a killing. I'm hoping to increase my stock of nothing by about 85% a month.
This is a great opportunity for me, I get paid nothing for telling people nothing. Mind you it’s a hard job, saying nothing when nothing goes wrong.
