Do you reckon you'll ever learn English?Do you reckon yous will get relegated again, and I'm a tosser?
Sometimes you verge on wit, old beanIt's now five to.
Sometimes you verge on wit, old bean![]()

I'll refrain from any piss taking until we are safe (if!)Wow, that's almost fresh material, though it isn't at is it? It's a rehash. Needed to sleep on it to think it up too. Mag patter is the absolute pits.![]()
I'll refrain from any piss taking until we are safe (if!)
That's not a question, it's a statement.Genuine questions. No need to be so uptight.

How do Jim. Not tetchy, owld sonnah. Was a backhanded compliment!Now, now Sid, don't get tetchy. It's not becoming of you.
Anyway how's it hanging?...![]()
How do Jim. Not tetchy, owld sonnah. Was a backhanded compliment!
I'm plodding along gainfully ATM. New job starts Monday. More dosh and more holiday, but they'll no doubt want their pound of flesh. You OK?


Fullers ESB, mate. There is no finer drinkI'm good thanks Sid, hope the new job goes well...
Does the extra income mean that more Fullers XB will be purchased to dull the pain of your lads struggling?....![]()
I'll refrain from any piss taking until we are safe (if!)

Personally I don't get Newcastle fans. They support Newcastle, which is puzzling...Bollocks to that. You're doing it all wrong mate. With a club like ours you have to get it in while you can. You should take the piss whether times are good or bad, its part of the rules of rivals.
Personally I don't get the Sunderland fans, they're never happy. Ellis Short is taking a lot of **** for all this but in reality he has only done what the fans have been asking for over the last few years. They wanted a long term plan and stability on the management front. So trigger has looked into the future and decided to employ a manager who has an impeccable record of getting out of League 1![]()
Fullers ESB, mate. There is no finer drinkAnd my new job will involve keeping the additional dosh out of the hands of the wife & kids!
Fullers ESB, mate. There is no finer drinkAnd my new job will involve keeping the additional dosh out of the hands of the wife & kids!