That’s interesting, because Elfs confided in me that he has had cosmetic surgery.
He has a prosthetic ‘thingy’
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That’s interesting, because Elfs confided in me that he has had cosmetic surgery.
He has a prosthetic ‘thingy’
I am sure i saw Elfs with a pearl necklace at Northampton away? That's why the famous purple coat has never been seen again.
Semen is such a persistent stain
Semen is such a persistent stain
That’s interesting, because Elfs confided in me that he has had cosmetic surgery.
He has a prosthetic ‘thingy’
Correct medical term - a stickadicktome
A policeman from Clapham JunctionCorrect medical term - a stickadicktome
Whose organ would never quite function
Deceived his wife
For 10 years of their life
By dexterous use of his truncheon.
The old ones are the best......in more ways than one@baraettmattesvensson does something similar with a cocktail sausage
Yes but try rhyming "sausage"....@baraettmattesvensson does something similar with a cocktail sausage
@Clb74
I had a DM from a stressed sounding @baraettmattesvensson earlier ...reckons he is paying £7 a pint
out there and has had to pawn his purple jacket to pay for a ticket home ?
I had a DM from a stressed sounding @baraettmattesvensson earlier ...reckons he is paying £7 a pint
out there and has had to pawn his purple jacket to pay for a ticket home ?Can we have a whip round to keep him out there please@Clb74
I had a DM from a stressed sounding @baraettmattesvensson earlier ...reckons he is paying £7 a pint
Mr van Gerwen won.
The purple knob is no more as Sweden recognise fashion and I got £500 for it.
The purple knob is no more as Sweden recognise fashion and I got £500 for it.
His favourite film was on TV - Get Shorty.
@Clb74
I am getting worried about @baraettmattesvensson
His first day back at the Charity Shop ...and not a single post all day
Either he has fallen into the 50p basket and got stuck, or the Boss has asked for a word
I am getting worried about @baraettmattesvensson
His first day back at the Charity Shop ...and not a single post all day
Either he has fallen into the 50p basket and got stuck, or the Boss has asked for a word
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