Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

That’s interesting, because Elfs confided in me that he has had cosmetic surgery.

He has a prosthetic ‘thingy’

 

I am sure i saw Elfs with a pearl necklace at Northampton away? That's why the famous purple coat has never been seen again.
Semen is such a persistent stain

 

Correct medical term - a stickadicktome

 

A policeman from Clapham Junction
Whose organ would never quite function
Deceived his wife
For 10 years of their life
By dexterous use of his truncheon.

 

@baraettmattesvensson does something similar with a cocktail sausage

 

The old ones are the best......in more ways than one

 

Yes but try rhyming "sausage"....

 

@Clb74

I had a DM from a stressed sounding @baraettmattesvensson earlier ...reckons he is paying £7 a pint out there and has had to pawn his purple jacket to pay for a ticket home ?

 

Can we have a whip round to keep him out there please

 

Mr van Gerwen won.

The purple knob is no more as Sweden recognise fashion and I got £500 for it.

 

but the Slug Coat is still going well?

 

Cleaned and ready for the cold days out.

 

Good 'ole Sluggy… a Prince amongst Coats

 

Karel thinks so as well.

 

Sadly @Clb74 did not adhere to the title thread at Gatwick tonight.

 

His favourite film was on TV - Get Shorty.

 

@Clb74

I am getting worried about @baraettmattesvensson

His first day back at the Charity Shop ...and not a single post all day

Either he has fallen into the 50p basket and got stuck, or the Boss has asked for a word

 

#DontSackElfsborg
#BromleyJobCentreHereICome

 

#donotworryasIhave5kidsunder10

 

#ErrNoYouHavent